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(no subject) [Mar. 3rd, 2004|01:01 pm]
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Candy & Rainbows [Mar. 1st, 2004|03:58 pm]
[Current Mood | peaceful]

They tell me I am too negative
That I need to be happier
But I have news
My life isn’t always candy and rainbows
There’s nothing they can do

Just leave me to myself
Let me organize again
Let me trick myself into being happy
Thinking everything is candy and rainbows

I get my hopes up
Because all of you
All of you told me to be happy
So I plastered a smile to my face

Something bad happened
The day I exploded once again
I have convinced myself that
I can’t trust candy and rainbows
No matter how much I want to

Call me depressed
Call me negative
Call me whatever

But I get happy
And just as I believe
Things are going to get better
And just as I feel
I could smile forever

The day explodes
I can’t believe in candy and rainbows.
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(no subject) [Mar. 1st, 2004|07:43 am]
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(no subject) [Feb. 18th, 2004|08:27 pm]



Echo-by-Trapt
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Finished Butterflies [Feb. 10th, 2004|05:35 pm]
[Current Mood |accomplished]

All done by hand in Adobe Illustrator

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"Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)" [Feb. 10th, 2004|08:19 am]
Whoa oh oh
Ooh hooh
No No No

[Verse 1:]
See i dont, know why, i liked you so much
I gave you all, of my trust
I told you, i loved you, now thats all down the drain
Ya put me through pain, i wanna let u know that i feel

[chorus:]
Fuck what i said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses, it didnt mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, i dont want you back

Fuck what i said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses it didnt mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, i dont want you back

[verse 2:]
You thought, you could
Keep this shit from me, yeah
Ya burnt bitch, i heard the story
Ya played me, ya even gave him head
Now ya askin for me back
Ya just another hag, look elsewhere
Cuz ya done with me

Fuck what i said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses it didnt mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, i dont want you back

Fuck what i said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses it didnt mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, i dont want you back

Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah

Ya questioned, did i care
You could ask anyone, i even said
Ya were my great one
Now its, over, but i do admit i'm sad.
It hurts real bad, i cant sweat that, cuz i loved a hoe

Fuck what i said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses it didnt mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, i dont want you back

Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
[Until the end]
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(no subject) [Feb. 9th, 2004|05:41 pm]
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(no subject) [Feb. 9th, 2004|12:54 pm]
mennomizer (12:42:42 PM): yes for real
BeHappyIHateYou (12:42:45 PM): wow
mennomizer (12:43:01 PM): impressive huh?
BeHappyIHateYou (12:43:06 PM): very
mennomizer (12:43:31 PM): werent you 2 tits and a heart?
BeHappyIHateYou (12:43:56 PM): yes
BeHappyIHateYou (12:44:01 PM): heartbeat :-)
mennomizer (12:44:03 PM): wow
mennomizer (12:44:08 PM): also nice
BeHappyIHateYou (12:44:27 PM): :-)
mennomizer (12:44:43 PM): what else ya got?
BeHappyIHateYou (12:45:00 PM): thats it!
BeHappyIHateYou (12:45:11 PM): ha
mennomizer (12:45:21 PM): i can work with that
BeHappyIHateYou (12:46:33 PM): me too
mennomizer (12:46:43 PM): you must give one good tittiefuck
mennomizer (12:47:36 PM): and besides you can always borrow one of my heads
BeHappyIHateYou (12:48:34 PM): HA
mennomizer (12:49:15 PM): what size are you then?
BeHappyIHateYou (12:50:03 PM): one size none of your business
BeHappyIHateYou (12:50:09 PM): =-O
mennomizer (12:50:16 PM): i like that size
BeHappyIHateYou (12:50:29 PM): me too
BeHappyIHateYou (12:50:34 PM): just the right size
mennomizer (12:50:45 PM): can i feel?
BeHappyIHateYou (12:51:06 PM): no
BeHappyIHateYou (12:51:12 PM): Wet Paint
mennomizer (12:51:22 PM): wet paint??
BeHappyIHateYou (12:51:24 PM): yeah
mennomizer (12:51:28 PM): ah lol
mennomizer (12:51:30 PM): keep off
BeHappyIHateYou (12:51:31 PM): i have a wet paint sign on my chest
BeHappyIHateYou (12:51:33 PM): yeah
mennomizer (12:51:49 PM): my head sign says slippery when wet
mennomizer (12:52:08 PM): you got an enter at own risk sign anywhere?
BeHappyIHateYou (12:52:09 PM): HA
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(no subject) [Feb. 8th, 2004|09:42 pm]
[Current Mood | frustrated]
[Current Music |Right here in my arms- by-HIM]

Due Monday 2 Invitations that i just finished :( (harder than it sounds)
Due Wednesday Illustration project that im only a 1/4 finished with (which would be the butterfly found below)
Due Thursday 2 Page Magazine layout (havent even started it
Due Saturday 5-6 page research paper (i havent even picked a topic



(((())))Sad thing being I've had almost 2 weeks to start most of this(((())))
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I think -By- Me [Feb. 8th, 2004|03:39 pm]
[Current Mood |creative]

I think angel's are vampires.
Illusions of perfection.
Set to drain your soul.
I think devils are humans.
Killing each other for the hell of it.
I think love isn't real anymore and that
if the sun didn't shine and the sky wasn't
blue and nothing was as it was...
I'd be happy. But don't forget to remember to
forget to listen to the incandescent knocking on your front door.
Don't let them in.
They'll kill you. Don't watch out for them out of the window.
They'll see you. Their icy stares burning into your luminescent eyes.
What can you do? Run?? Ha!!
They'll catch you! Even with their crippled legs.
And they'll break you down and
toss you to the very bottom of the dung heap.
And once you're there it'll be so different....
Just imagine golden rivers flooding with raw emotion.
Concentrating every drop with bitter-sweet
love, heart wrenching hate and impure isolation.
Each sip a chance, getting fatally closer
to drowning in yourself. And remember to surface(everybody does)
putting the cup down.
And you'll say to yourself."I guess I'm not thirsty..."
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Dave Matthews Band [Feb. 8th, 2004|11:47 am]
[Current Mood | content]
[Current Music |Dancing Nancies -DMB]


Could I have been
A parking lot attendant
Could I have been
A millionaire in Bel Air
Could I have been
Lost Somewhere in Paris


Could I have been
You're little brother
Could I have been
Anyone other than me
Could I have been
Anyone other than me
Could I have been
Anyone



He stands touch his hair his shoes untied
Tongue gaping stare
Could I have been a magnet for money?

Could have been anyone other than me?
Twenty three and so tired of life
Such a shame to throw it all away
The images grow darker still
Could I have been anyone other than me?

Then I look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide lick and taste
What's the use in worrying, what's the use in hurrying
Turn turn we almost become dizzy

I am who I am who I am well who am I
Requesting some enlightenment
Could I have been anyone other than me
And then I'll


Sing and dance
I'll play for you tonight
The thrill of it all
Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes
But I'll work it out
And then I
Look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide lick and taste
What's the use in worrying, what's the use in hurrying
Turn turn we almost become dizzy


Falling out of a world of lies
Could I have been a dancing Nancy a dancing Nancy
Could I have been anyone other than me?

Sing and dance la la la hey la la la hey la la la
Sing and dance la la la hey la la la hey la la la


Sing and dance I'll play for you tonight
The thrill of it all
Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes
But i'll work it out
Look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide, lick and taste
What's the use in worrying, what's the use in hurrying
Turn, turn we almost become dizzy
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(no subject) [Feb. 3rd, 2004|10:43 pm]
*Night out on the town......$75.00*
boy-so (girl-so) boy-so how bout a blow job?
*getting the nerve to ask such a question-- $12 bottle of wine
(girl- are you crazy my parents might see) *boy- come on whos gonna see us at this hour, i'll return the favor..
(girl- could you imagin if we got caught)
(girl- omg what my dad would do to you
Boy- theres no one around.. everyones asleep (girl no way its way to risky)
(boy-please i love you so much
actually using that line... $12 dollar bottle of wine

(((LIGHT GOES ON)) ((((DOOR OPENS)))

*sister comes out and says(( dad says go ahead and give him a blow job or i can do it. or need be it. he'll come down and do it but for god sakes tell him to take his hand off the innercom)))

Having a girlfriend whos father has a sense of humor... PRICELESS
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superbowl [Feb. 1st, 2004|09:25 pm]
[Current Mood | crazy]

oooooooooooooooo

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
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Numb from the neck up [Jan. 29th, 2004|10:26 pm]
[Current Mood | sad]

ya know, how you try to fit in, but you cant

how you try to love, and cant

try to be nice, but cant

then you just kind of feel pointless.

yeah
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(no subject) [Jan. 28th, 2004|10:14 pm]
[Current Mood | sick]

Im sick.. and i hate it.. damnit


make me better.
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(no subject) [Jan. 27th, 2004|11:16 pm]
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(no subject) [Jan. 27th, 2004|02:34 am]
♫i wanna be a rock supa star, live large, big house 5 cars♫
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When people stop being mean, and start being [Jan. 27th, 2004|01:12 am]
[Current Mood | cheerful]

When people stop being mean, and start being nice



It was a quiet morning, not much movement going on. All was calm, till God and the Skank butted heads in the pool hall. God pwned the Skank, or at least he thought he did. Any who, on with the day we all dream that we have lives, but we don’t so we must waste away on “the dilly” the home, the battle ground, the bedroom, and sometimes for certain people, the bathroom. Everything goes on here, people from all walks of life. Which isn’t always a good thing, small spaces and closed minds equals head butts and n00b bashing.

So the day going on, like any other day till, Nookie and Dickhead walk in. Nookie had a conversation with an outside source *name will not be mentioned* and posted it.. this mad Skank laugh with delight filled her day with nothing but good times and giggles. Which was also aided by Dickhead; see, dickhead, he’s a strange person. He laughs at himself like any normal person would. So Dickhead was asking Nookie for her noods, which he got turned down. Nookie is a good girl, and new friend of the Skank

Oh but wait, the day has just begun. So when the day couldn’t get any better, Mimic and his lost brother at birth ElfMe, decided they would gang up on Skank. Which only made her giggle like a Japanese school girl in a bad porno; Mimic didn’t last long in this battle, due to the fact that he’s a young noob, with no direction in his life and lame come backs that would make an infant laugh. Though ElfMe did put up a fair fight, he was still pwned like a noob would be. But all is fair. Skank and ElfMe said their peace, and the day still went on.

This is when the day hits climax, when all noobs across the world join in and terrorize on wimpy soul, who would happen to be Mini Macho. Mini Macho thought he was a big, big boy, and tried to take on God and Macho Man. But being the young noob he is. Mini Macho didn’t know what he was getting himself into, no one wins with they play with God. Not even Macho Man can win with God. Even though Macho Man thinks he’s king of the world and all the peasants will bow down to him. God still ruled this game. But Mini Macho learned his lesson and is doing well now. On the other hand Macho Man, he’s still confused on the whole subject.

When all the Macho Man drama died down, Skank had an announcement to make to the dilly population
Being that the Manwhore and herself were to be hitched in the near future. Skank wants everyone to know that all wedding gifts can be sent to her via FedEx. But Manwhore had a deep dark secret that he decided to share after the wedding announcement was made, thus being he’s damaged goods, his name isn’t Manwhore for nothing.

Will all this tension between members of the dilly community, a few people decided to go out. In fact, everyone decided to go out. Everyone put all the drama aside, and put their party clothes on. My my my. Talk about hot, Ziggy walked out of the bathroom with hardly anything on, how she hid her boobies no one will ever know. Even though Nibbles couldn’t control himself and took a squeeze. Poor Nibbles had to stay home, could hardly walk after Ziggy got through with him. Baa, well Baa was being Baa and he came out with just a leaf covering his member. And a big pink bow around his neck, walking around telling everyone to hurry, up because he was gonna get laid tonight, he could just feel it. But Queeny topped it all off, coming out in a Simba Halloween outfit, roaring like a little lion should, she looked oh so sexy, the way she wiggled her tail turned Baa on, he leaf shrunk. Or something grew.

So on their walk to the club, they passed Willy. Willy is a strange one, he was sitting on the curb picking his nose, and talking to his buggers Oddly enough holding a half way decent conversation with them. Hula Hula suggested that we take him with us. Everyone agreed. So Willy joined our party.

We finally got to the club. That’s the last time we let God decide where we go. The Bodyguard looked at all of us, and asked for ID’s which was bad for some of us, being underage and all. So the Girl and her cute charming ways, humped the leg of the Bodyguard, and we all go in. Not to our surprise, God had taken us to a strip club. First thing we saw upon walking in the door was the Striper, bouncing her butt in the air. Baa couldn’t control himself and started to hump Dickhead. Moving right along, while walking to our seats, we passed Butters talking to this hot as lady Pimp, pretty sure Butters was trying to get some ass, but we’re still unclear about what that was all about. Oh well.

So the Striper comes over to our large group and yet again bounces her butt in the air.. setting some of the ladies off, and then you see Queeny jump on the stage, turn around and wiggle her tail in the air. God got off on this.. watching, with a big goofy god like grin on his face. Butters finally joined the party, but took the Girl off to a quiet corner so they could do the two bunny hustle. Skank and Manwhore, had an early honeymoon underneath the table. And from some odd reason Macho Man was in a corner humping some pool. With a goofy god like grin on his face. Will all the commotion happening in the club the Bodyguard comes in and yells.. *you lil noob twats get the hell out here* Not wanting to leave Hula Hula and Willy tackle her to the ground and have wild hulawilly sex with her. While Ziggy and Nookie made faces at the Pimp, Pimp offered them some high priced paying jobs. In which they accepted.




Where are they Now



ElfMe- Don’t know where he is. Don’t think he ever made it to the club

Butters- Still making out with the Girl and trying to make his stump grow

Macho Man- Last time he was seen was in a jail cell. Still humpin’ the bars. *pretty sure he has a poll humping fetish of some sort*

Hula Hula- Him Willy and the bodyguard were featured in a hot hardcore porn now available on Kazaa

Manwhore- No longer used goods, and happily married.

Nookie- Riding well. Earning money and Happy.

Ziggy- She got hitched to one of her clients and got kicked out of the Whorefellowship Society

Mini Macho- Last time he was seen he was heading towards the bathroom at the strip club

Baa- Him and Dickhead have a live humping show at that strip club

God- Still doing dirty things to Queeny

Dickhead- Getting his rock hard from Baa’s reach arounds

Pimp- Slappin her bitches up.. earning money the easy way

Mimic- Think he’s now a bum

Willy- Living the life as a pornstar

Queeny- Being sexed up by God

The Girl- Makin babies with Butters

The Skank- Happily Married and Sane

Nibbles- Still on the couch with an ice pack

Bodyguard- doing the dirty where everyone can see

The Striper- Still bouncing dat ass all over the place
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(no subject) [Jan. 26th, 2004|01:20 pm]
[Current Mood | content]

My mom bought me a red tea pot
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From Dilly Forums *by me* [Jan. 25th, 2004|09:36 pm]
okay so there i was.. on the sidewalk when Bex walked up to me with a camera in her hands.. asking me if i could find one female and one male.. to take pictures of. So i told her no problem..

so i went on the look for one male and one female...

walkin down the side walk.. i saw this hot sexy mamma.. rawr.. who had this guy pinned up against the wall biting his nipple.. thinkin this is the PERFECT girl for the job.. so i poked her on the shoulder, and asked her if she'd let Bex take "pictures" of her.. she was more than willing.. so she joined me in my next adventure of finding the hot stud for the male part..
and we bumped into this guy sitting on the curb.. muttering strange things to himself.. every so often lookin up the skirts of passing woman.. *lights flashed there* he was the man for the job

so we didnt bother askin him.. we just pulled him along with us.. *not that he had a problem with it or anything*


so we went back to Bex's place where she had this one huge room... with lights and a bed...*hmm* with this i was confused. i thought this was for pictures... i asked her.. so she said.. well. i want to take pictures while they get it on.. you can join if you like... *so confused*..

so i told xKnottyJunglistx and Dee what was really going on. A few minutes passed and xKnottyJunglistx said.. well we only live once... lets do it.. but can i call a friend over.. im sure he'd like to join. . She calls New York.. faster than jumpin jack flash he was there..

Meanwhile Bex was getting annoyed.. too many people with clothes walkin around her place.. so she ordered us all to get naked.. and have some fun..

to make a long story short... she ended up posting this pictures on a public site.. link thats if i remember correctly...

and till this day.. Dee still doesnt know who bit his nipple and left a mark.


The End
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